Wild Turkeys Attack

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Anyone born in the past twenty years has been exposed to the Disney line of thought that not only can animals speak, but they are clearly in cahoots against us humans. With the Thanksgiving season upon us, we all best be on the look out.

Don’t believe me? Do so at your own peril as Connecticut’s wild turkey population is clearly staging the groundwork for mass poultry revolts. Perhaps inspired by the state before them, they are rising up against the centuries old tyranny of the holiday season.

They have posted sentries on Connecticut roads, and who knows, you might be next. Clearly these warbler’s pecks pack a car (and face) damaging punch.

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